if	randomchoice=	1	then	Thought=	"""I came, I saw, I kix0red it's ass :>"			
if	randomchoice=	2	then	Thought=	"""\'til the Dark Lord lifts his hand, over a withered and ruined land"			
if	randomchoice=	3	then	Thought=	"""To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."			
if	randomchoice=	4	then	Thought=	"""Duct tape is like the Force. It has an light side, a Dark side, and it binds the universe"	to	geth	er...
if	randomchoice=	5	then	Thought=	"""There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can\'t."			
if	randomchoice=	6	then	Thought=	"""Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that somet"	hin	g ma	"kessense, regardless of how it turns out."
if	randomchoice=	7	then	Thought=	"""If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you c"	all	and	what would you say? And why are you waiting?
if	randomchoice=	8	then	Thought=	"""If some people didn\'t tell you, you'd never know they\'d been away on vacation."			
if	randomchoice=	9	then	Thought=	"""If it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it."			
if	randomchoice=	10	then	Thought=	"""It\'s kind of fun to do the impossible."			
if	randomchoice=	11	then	Thought=	"""The things we remember best are those better forgotten."			
if	randomchoice=	12	then	Thought=	"""Remember, there are no small parts, only small actors"			
if	randomchoice=	13	then	Thought=	"""Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months"			
if	randomchoice=	14	then	Thought=	"""Why have a bird in the hand, when you can have two in the bush"			
if	randomchoice=	15	then	Thought=	"""WWwwwhhhooooosshhh"			
if	randomchoice=	16	then	Thought=	"""On the internet, no one knows you\'re actually a dog..."			
if	randomchoice=	17	then	Thought=	"""Voulez-vous Yahoo er avec moi ce soir?"			
if	randomchoice=	18	then	Thought=	"""Can the term \'Chunder\' be defined???"			
if	randomchoice=	19	then	Thought=	"""I think, therefore I am?"			
if	randomchoice=	20	then	Thought=	"""I chat, therefore I am???"			
if	randomchoice=	21	then	Thought=	"""My mind is a blank."			
if	randomchoice=	22	then	Thought=	"""I\'m sorry DAVE, I just can\'t do that right now."			
if	randomchoice=	23	then	Thought=	"""I forgot to floss my cat"			
if	randomchoice=	24	then	Thought=	"""How does one reconcile the concepts of an infinite universe and a finite amount of energy"	in	tha	t universe?
if	randomchoice=	25	then	Thought=	"""Mmmmm...Floor Pie"			
if	randomchoice=	26	then	Thought=	"""e=mc˛"			
if	randomchoice=	27	then	Thought=	"""Did someone request a babblefish?"			
if	randomchoice=	28	then	Thought=	"""If you only knew what I was thinking a moment ago..."			
if	randomchoice=	29	then	Thought=	"""Why am I here?"			
if	randomchoice=	30	then	Thought=	"""Raw ability, removed of self-doubt, is the key to achievement."			
if	randomchoice=	31	then	Thought=	"""Mmmmm..cheeseburger"			
if	randomchoice=	32	then	Thought=	"""THIS SPACE FOR RENT."			
if	randomchoice=	33	then	Thought=	"""hmmmmmm......gotta wonder about something like that"
if	randomchoice=	34	then	Thought=	"""Maybe...Maybe not......"
if	randomchoice=	35	then	Thought=	"""Hey, bud. Let\'s party"
if	randomchoice=	36	then	Thought=	"""If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"
if	randomchoice=	37	then	Thought=	"""How many chat engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
if	randomchoice=	38	then	Thought=	"""If I wanted a kiss I\'d call your mother."
if	randomchoice=	39	then	Thought=	"""Do you, uh, Yahoo?"
if	randomchoice=	40	then	Thought=	"""I know you are, but what am I?"
if	randomchoice=	41	then	Thought=	"""You want the truth? You can\'t handle the truth"
if	randomchoice=	42	then	Thought=	"""That *is* a tasty burger"
if	randomchoice=	43	then	Thought=	"""Free from disease... waiting to please"
if	randomchoice=	44	then	Thought=	"""I am a L33T H@X0R!!! PH3AR M3!!!"
if	randomchoice=	45	then	Thought=	"""Sometimes I\'m so smart, it hurts."
if	randomchoice=	46	then	Thought=	"""You\'re such a brat"
if	randomchoice=	47	then	Thought=	"""Knock, Knock..."
if	randomchoice=	48	then	Thought=	"""All your base are belong to us"
if	randomchoice=	49	then	Thought=	"""Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn\'t it?"
if	randomchoice=	50	then	Thought=	"""Would ya look at the size of that kid\'s head"
if	randomchoice=	51	then	Thought=	"""I like the night life. I like to boogie."
if	randomchoice=	52	then	Thought=	"""Because I\'m good enough, I\'m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me"
if	randomchoice=	53	then	Thought=	"""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
if	randomchoice=	54	then	Thought=	"""Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?"
if	randomchoice=	55	then	Thought=	"""You ever notice how all the prices end in nine?"
if	randomchoice=	56	then	Thought=	"""Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
if	randomchoice=	57	then	Thought=	"""I am serious, and don\'t call me Shirley"
if	randomchoice=	58	then	Thought=	"""I\'m going to make him an offer he can\'t refuse."
if	randomchoice=	59	then	Thought=	"""You see, we\'re on a mission from God."
if	randomchoice=	60	then	Thought=	"""This is a really volcanic ensemble you\'re wearing."
if	randomchoice=	61	then	Thought=	"""Oh sexy girlfriend...."
if	randomchoice=	62	then	Thought=	"""Don\'t mess with the bull, young man. You\'ll get the horns."
if	randomchoice=	63	then	Thought=	"""Isn\'t that what being an international man of mystery is all about?"
if	randomchoice=	64	then	Thought=	"""She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."
if	randomchoice=	65	then	Thought=	"""Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."	
if	randomchoice=	66	then	Thought=	"""E.T. phone home."	
if	randomchoice=	67	then	Thought=	"""The force is strong in that boy."	
if	randomchoice=	68	then	Thought=	"""That was weird."	
if	randomchoice=	69	then	Thought=	"""Different."	
if	randomchoice=	70	then	Thought=	"""Luke, I am your father."	
if	randomchoice=	71	then	Thought=	"""I\'ve got something in my pocket for you..."	
if	randomchoice=	72	then	Thought=	"""What do you mean I don\'t have people skills?"	
if	randomchoice=	73	then	Thought=	"""All the head is rushing to my blood"	
if	randomchoice=	74	then	Thought=	"""Ouch  That\'s gonna leave a mark"	
if	randomchoice=	75	then	Thought=	"""They just hate when you point to the menu at a drive thru and say I\'ll take one of those"	...
if	randomchoice=	76	then	Thought=	"""If I have The Internet on my desktop, why do I need an ISP?"	
if	randomchoice=	77	then	Thought=	"""I\'m super. Thanks for asking"	
if	randomchoice=	78	then	Thought=	"""Thank you, drive through."	
if	randomchoice=	79	then	Thought=	"""It\'s good to be the king."	
if	randomchoice=	80	then	Thought=	"""Hail to the king, baby."	
if	randomchoice=	81	then	Thought=	"""Liar, liar, pants on fire"			
if	randomchoice=	82	then	Thought=	"""My Thoughts rule"			
if	randomchoice=	83	then	Thought=	"""Yo quiero Taco Bell"			
if	randomchoice=	84	then	Thought=	"""This one time at band camp..."			
if	randomchoice=	85	then	Thought=	"""The thing that\'s cool about rare steak is that it can\'t GET cold."			
if	randomchoice=	86	then	Thought=	"""Why didn\'t anyone ever shoot Superman in the groin? I mean, it wouldn\'t hurt him, but i"	t s	ure	would be funny
if	randomchoice=	87	then	Thought=	"""Yeah, yeah - now get naked..."			
if	randomchoice=	88	then	Thought=	"""Of course I respect you - now show me your tits"			
if	randomchoice=	89	then	Thought=	"""Bleah"			
if	randomchoice=	90	then	Thought=	"""A verbal contract isn\'t worth the paper it\'s written on"			
if	randomchoice=	91	then	Thought=	"""Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, \'Where have I gone wrong?\' Then a voice says"	to	"me,"	\This is going to take more than one night.\'
if	randomchoice=	92	then	Thought=	"""The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."			
if	randomchoice=	93	then	Thought=	"""Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our gr"	and	pare	nts breathe through their noses when they\'re eating sandwiches.
if	randomchoice=	94	then	Thought=	"""The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."			
if	randomchoice=	95	then	Thought=	"""When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking t"	o m	ysel	f.
if	randomchoice=	96	then	Thought=	"""An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."			
if	randomchoice=	97	then	Thought=	"""I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it\'s fantastic"	.		
if	randomchoice=	98	then	Thought=	"""My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn\'t have sex quite so often."			
if	randomchoice=	99	then	Thought=	"""When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson"	to	be l	earned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
if	randomchoice=	100	then	Thought=	"""Don\'t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to the"	m.		
if	randomchoice=	101	then	Thought=	"""It\'s so long since I\'ve had sex I\'ve forgotten who ties up who."			
if	randomchoice=	102	then	Thought=	"""If it wasn\'t for pick-pockets I\'d have no sex life at all."			
if	randomchoice=	103	then	Thought=	"""Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it\'s a pretty good"	one	.	
if	randomchoice=	104	then	Thought=	"""You don\'t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like be"	ing	spa	nked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
if	randomchoice=	105	then	Thought=	"""What\'s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I\'m home."			
if	randomchoice=	106	then	Thought=	"""Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."			
if	randomchoice=	107	then	Thought=	"""Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."			
if	randomchoice=	108	then	Thought=	"""My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."			
if	randomchoice=	109	then	Thought=	"""I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should"	dra	w th	e line at goats though.
if	randomchoice=	110	then	Thought=	"""I\'m glad I\'m not bisexual. I couldn\'t stand being rejected by men as well as women."			
if	randomchoice=	111	then	Thought=	"""I\'m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."			
if	randomchoice=	112	then	Thought=	"""It\'s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."			
if	randomchoice=	113	then	Thought=	"""I\'m not a breast man, I\'m a breast person."			
if	randomchoice=	114	then	Thought=	"""When I\'m good I\'m very, very good but when I\'m bad I\'m better."			
if	randomchoice=	115	then	Thought=	"""A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle."			
if	randomchoice=	116	then	Thought=	"""The answer to life\'s problems aren\'t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they\'re on TV."			
if	randomchoice=	117	then	Thought=	"""Don\'t knock masturbation, it\'s sex with someone I love."			
if	randomchoice=	118	then	Thought=	"""The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs les"	s.		
if	randomchoice=	119	then	Thought=	"""There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wou"	ldn	\'t	get laid.
if	randomchoice=	120	then	Thought=	"""My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limi"	t m	ysel	f.
if	randomchoice=	121	then	Thought=	"""It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mo"	the	r.	
if	randomchoice=	122	then	Thought=	"""A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said \'no\"	'.		
if	randomchoice=	123	then	Thought=	"""We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."			
if	randomchoice=	124	then	Thought=	"""Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."			
if	randomchoice=	125	then	Thought=	"""Love is the answer - but while you\'re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good"	qu	esti	ons.
if	randomchoice=	126	then	Thought=	"""The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street de"	ale	r fo	llowed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
if	randomchoice=	127	then	Thought=	"""I\'ve stopped drinking, but only while I\'m asleep."			
if	randomchoice=	128	then	Thought=	"""I\'m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."			
if	randomchoice=	129	then	Thought=	"""I make it a rule never to smoke while I\'m sleeping."			
if	randomchoice=	130	then	Thought=	"""What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."			
if	randomchoice=	131	then	Thought=	"""If I had to live my life over, I\'d live over a saloon."			
if	randomchoice=	132	then	Thought=	"""I feel sorry for people who don\'t drink. They wake up in the morning and that\'s the bes"	t t	hey\	're going to feel all day.
if	randomchoice=	133	then	Thought=	"""The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn\'t have to attend al"	l t	hose	meetings.
if	randomchoice=	134	then	Thought=	"""Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."			
if	randomchoice=	135	then	Thought=	"""My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that\'s not so bad; but New York City?"			
if	randomchoice=	136	then	Thought=	"""Cocaine is God\'s way of saying you\'re making too much money."			
if	randomchoice=	137	then	Thought=	"""I\'d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy."			
if	randomchoice=	138	then	Thought=	"""I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."			
if	randomchoice=	139	then	Thought=	"""I know I\'m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I\'m in no hurry."			
if	randomchoice=	140	then	Thought=	"""He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar."			
if	randomchoice=	141	then	Thought=	"""I don\'t like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."			
if	randomchoice=	142	then	Thought=	"""I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."			
if	randomchoice=	143	then	Thought=	"""Reality is just a crutch for people who can\'t cope with drugs."			
if	randomchoice=	144	then	Thought=	"""Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."			
if	randomchoice=	145	then	Thought=	"""Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk."			
if	randomchoice=	146	then	Thought=	"""Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant y"	ou	that	"the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
if	randomchoice=	147	then	Thought=	"""People who drink light \'beer\' don\'t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lo"	t.		
if	randomchoice=	148	then	Thought=	"""I drink to make other people interesting."			
if	randomchoice=	149	then	Thought=	"""They who drink beer will think beer."			
if	randomchoice=	150	then	Thought=	"""An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."			
if	randomchoice=	151	then	Thought=	"""I\'m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."			
if	randomchoice=	152	then	Thought=	"""Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, th"	ere	wou	"ld be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
if	randomchoice=	153	then	Thought=	"""Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I\'ve done it thousan"	ds	of t	imes.
if	randomchoice=	154	then	Thought=	"""I drink therefore I am."			
if	randomchoice=	155	then	Thought=	"""An alcoholic is anyone you don\'t like who drinks more than you do."			
if	randomchoice=	156	then	Thought=	"""I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they\'ve always w"	ork	ed f	or me.
if	randomchoice=	157	then	Thought=	"""You\'re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."			
if	randomchoice=	158	then	Thought=	"""Always do sober what you said you\'d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shu"	t.		
if	randomchoice=	159	then	Thought=	"""He was a wise man who invented beer."			
if	randomchoice=	160	then	Thought=	"""I can resist everything except temptation."			
if	randomchoice=	161	then	Thought=	"""You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."			
if	randomchoice=	162	then	Thought=	"""Time is never wasted when you\'re wasted all the time."			
if	randomchoice=	163	then	Thought=	"""If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."			
if	randomchoice=	164	then	Thought=	"""When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."			
if	randomchoice=	165	then	Thought=	"""Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."			
if	randomchoice=	166	then	Thought=	"""If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce"	wou	ld t	"oday cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
if	randomchoice=	167	then	Thought=	"""If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this t"	omf	oole	"ry, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it."
if	randomchoice=	168	then	Thought=	"""I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"			
if	randomchoice=	169	then	Thought=	"""Work is the curse of the drinking classes."			
if	randomchoice=	170	then	Thought=	"""A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."			
if	randomchoice=	171	then	Thought=	"""Smoking kills. If you\'re killed, you\'ve lost a very important part of your life."			
if	randomchoice=	172	then	Thought=	"""The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."			
if	randomchoice=	173	then	Thought=	"""In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fu"	n w	ith	a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
if	randomchoice=	174	then	Thought=	"""Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happen"	s t	o us	"all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
if	randomchoice=	175	then	Thought=	"""If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them"	in.		
if	randomchoice=	176	then	Thought=	"""The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. Th"	at\	's w	here we come in; we\'re computer professionals. We cause accidents.
if	randomchoice=	177	then	Thought=	"""To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."			
if	randomchoice=	178	then	Thought=	"""UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand th"	e s	impl	icity.
if	randomchoice=	179	then	Thought=	"""The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never co"	me	out	again.
if	randomchoice=	180	then	Thought=	"""The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there\'s no la"	w a	gain	st whacking them around a bit.
if	randomchoice=	181	then	Thought=	"""Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easie"	r t	o do	don\'t need to be done.
if	randomchoice=	182	then	Thought=	"""Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes"			
if	randomchoice=	183	then	Thought=	"""The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, i"	t d	oesn	\'t get bigger or heavier
if	randomchoice=	184	then	Thought=	"""Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers."			
if	randomchoice=	185	then	Thought=	"""I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."			
if	randomchoice=	186	then	Thought=	"""Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just"	don	\'t	add up.
if	randomchoice=	187	then	Thought=	"""In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime."			
if	randomchoice=	188	then	Thought=	"""It\'s not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway."			
if	randomchoice=	189	then	Thought=	"""My reputation grows with every failure."			
if	randomchoice=	190	then	Thought=	"""Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."			
if	randomchoice=	191	then	Thought=	"""Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and bette"	r i	diot	#NAME?
if	randomchoice=	192	then	Thought=	"""Computer dating is fine, if you\'re a computer."			
if	randomchoice=	193	then	Thought=	"""All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of"	do	ctor	s who claim they are treating pregnant men.
if	randomchoice=	194	then	Thought=	"""The trouble with the Internet is that it\'s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."			
if	randomchoice=	195	then	Thought=	"""Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."			
if	randomchoice=	196	then	Thought=	"""If it weren\'t for electricity we\'d all be watching television by candlelight."			
if	randomchoice=	197	then	Thought=	"""I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in ou"	r c	ontr	act.
if	randomchoice=	198	then	Thought=	"""I\'ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."			
if	randomchoice=	199	then	Thought=	"""Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"			
if	randomchoice=	200	then	Thought=	"""What\'s another word for thesaurus?"			
if	randomchoice=	201	then	Thought=	"""Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."			
if	randomchoice=	202	then	Thought=	"""Only one man ever understood me, and he didn\'t understand me."			
if	randomchoice=	203	then	Thought=	"""To write a diary every day is like returning to one\'s own vomit."			
if	randomchoice=	204	then	Thought=	"""Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the plane"	t.		
if	randomchoice=	205	then	Thought=	"""I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they\'ve always w"	ork	ed f	or me.
if	randomchoice=	206	then	Thought=	"""Build a man a fire, and he\'ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he\'ll be warm f"	or	the	rest of his life.
if	randomchoice=	207	then	Thought=	"""Life doesn\'t imitate art, it imitates bad television."			
if	randomchoice=	208	then	Thought=	"""Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."			
if	randomchoice=	209	then	Thought=	"""USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75"	per	cent	of the population.
if	randomchoice=	210	then	Thought=	"""This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."			
if	randomchoice=	211	then	Thought=	"""I don\'t want any \'yes\' men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if i"	t c	osts	him his job.
if	randomchoice=	212	then	Thought=	"""In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted"	of	a KG	B officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
if	randomchoice=	213	then	Thought=	"""I grew up with six brothers. That\'s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."			
if	randomchoice=	214	then	Thought=	"""Take my advice; I don\'t use it anyway."			
if	randomchoice=	215	then	Thought=	"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."			
if	randomchoice=	216	then	Thought=	"""If at first you don\'t succeed, skydiving is not for you!"			
if	randomchoice=	217	then	Thought=	"""He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."			
if	randomchoice=	218	then	Thought=	"""Anything not nailed down is a cat toy."			
if	randomchoice=	219	then	Thought=	"""I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO."			
if	randomchoice=	220	then	Thought=	"""Next time you wave, use all your fingers."			
if	randomchoice=	221	then	Thought=	"""The only perfect science is hindsight."			
if	randomchoice=	222	then	Thought=	"""He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly."			
if	randomchoice=	223	then	Thought=	"""A procrastinator's work is never done."			
if	randomchoice=	224	then	Thought=	"""My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."			
if	randomchoice=	225	then	Thought=	"""Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights."
if	randomchoice=	226	then	Thought=	"""A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight."
if	randomchoice=	227	then	Thought=	"""I like kids, but I don\'t think I could eat a whole one."
if	randomchoice=	228	then	Thought=	"""AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes."
if	randomchoice=	229	then	Thought=	"""If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns."
if	randomchoice=	230	then	Thought=	"""I was the next door kid\'s imaginary friend."
if	randomchoice=	231	then	Thought=	"""If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
if	randomchoice=	232	then	Thought=	"""Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
if	randomchoice=	233	then	Thought=	"""I\'m an apathetic sociopath - I\'d kill you if I cared."
if	randomchoice=	234	then	Thought=	"""Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?"
if	randomchoice=	235	then	Thought=	"""Even crime wouldn\'t pay if the government ran it."
if	randomchoice=	236	then	Thought=	"""He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
if	randomchoice=	237	then	Thought=	"""Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don\'t have film."
if	randomchoice=	238	then	Thought=	"""A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
if	randomchoice=	239	then	Thought=	"""On the other hand, you have different fingers."
if	randomchoice=	240	then	Thought=	"""Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
if	randomchoice=	241	then	Thought=	"""I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."			
if	randomchoice=	242	then	Thought=	"""When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."			
if	randomchoice=	243	then	Thought=	"""Seen it all, done it all, can\'t remember most of it."			
if	randomchoice=	244	then	Thought=	"""Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don\'t."			
if	randomchoice=	245	then	Thought=	"""I feel like I\'m diagonally parked in a parallel universe."			
if	randomchoice=	246	then	Thought=	"""He\'s not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged."			
if	randomchoice=	247	then	Thought=	"""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used agains"	t y	ou.	
if	randomchoice=	248	then	Thought=	"""I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges."			
if	randomchoice=	249	then	Thought=	"""Honk if you love peace and quiet."			
if	randomchoice=	250	then	Thought=	"""Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"			
if	randomchoice=	251	then	Thought=	"""Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."			
if	randomchoice=	252	then	Thought=	"""It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost"	of	livi	ng.
if	randomchoice=	253	then	Thought=	"""Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we\'d all fall off."			
if	randomchoice=	254	then	Thought=	"""The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a"	90	perc	ent probability you\'ll get it wrong.
if	randomchoice=	255	then	Thought=	"""It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stu"	pid	eno	ugh to try and pass them.
if	randomchoice=	256	then	Thought=	"""You can\'t have everything, where would you put it?"			
if	randomchoice=	257	then	Thought=	"""The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there fir"	st.		
if	randomchoice=	258	then	Thought=	"""A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."			
if	randomchoice=	259	then	Thought=	"""It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats."			
if	randomchoice=	260	then	Thought=	"""Everybody lies, but it doesn\'t matter since nobody listens."			
if	randomchoice=	261	then	Thought=	"""I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few."			
if	randomchoice=	262	then	Thought=	"""I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."			
if	randomchoice=	263	then	Thought=	"""Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear the"	m s	peak	.
if	randomchoice=	264	then	Thought=	"""Television: A medium. So called because it\'s neither rare nor well done."