if randomchoice= 1 then bartline= "A burp is not an answer."
if randomchoice= 2 then bartline= "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy."
if randomchoice= 3 then bartline= "Please feel free to use it but make sure you give me credit"
if randomchoice= 4 then bartline= "Bart Bucks are not legal tender."
if randomchoice= 5 then bartline= "Coffee is not for kids."
if randomchoice= 6 then bartline= "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun."
if randomchoice= 7 then bartline= "Funny noises are not funny."
if randomchoice= 8 then bartline= "Garlic gum is not funny."
if randomchoice= 9 then bartline= "Goldfish don't bounce."
if randomchoice= 10 then bartline= "High explosives and school don't mix."
if randomchoice= 11 then bartline= "I am not a 32 year old woman."
if randomchoice= 12 then bartline= "I am not a dentist."
if randomchoice= 13 then bartline= "I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
if randomchoice= 14 then bartline= "I am not deliciously saucy."
if randomchoice= 15 then bartline= "I did not see Elvis."
if randomchoice= 16 then bartline= "I do not have diplomatic immunity."
if randomchoice= 17 then bartline= "I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge."
if randomchoice= 18 then bartline= "I will finish what I sta"
if randomchoice= 19 then bartline= "I will never win an emmy."
if randomchoice= 20 then bartline= "I will not aim for the head."
if randomchoice= 21 then bartline= "I will not barf unless I'm sick."
if randomchoice= 22 then bartline= "I will not belch the National Anthem."
if randomchoice= 23 then bartline= "I will not bribe Principal Skinner."
if randomchoice= 24 then bartline= "I will not bring sheep to class."
if randomchoice= 25 then bartline= "I will not burp in class."
if randomchoice= 26 then bartline= "I will not bury the new kid."
if randomchoice= 27 then bartline= "I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes."
if randomchoice= 28 then bartline= "I will not call the principal Spud Head."
if randomchoice= 29 then bartline= "I will not carve gods."
if randomchoice= 30 then bartline= "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones."
if randomchoice= 31 then bartline= "I will not charge admission to the bathroom."
if randomchoice= 32 then bartline= "I will not conduct my own fire drills."
if randomchoice= 33 then bartline= "I will not cut corners."
if randomchoice= 34 then bartline= "I will not defame New Orleans."
if randomchoice= 35 then bartline= "I will not do anything bad ever again."
if randomchoice= 36 then bartline= "I will not do that thing with my tongue."
if randomchoice= 37 then bartline= "I will not draw naked ladies in class."
if randomchoice= 38 then bartline= "I will not drive the principal's car."
if randomchoice= 39 then bartline= "I will not eat things for money."
if randomchoice= 40 then bartline= "I will not encourage others to fly."
if randomchoice= 41 then bartline= "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
if randomchoice= 42 then bartline= "I will not fake my way through life."
if randomchoice= 43 then bartline= "I will not fake seizures."
if randomchoice= 44 then bartline= "I will not get very far with this attitude."
if randomchoice= 45 then bartline= "I will not go near the kindergarten turtle."
if randomchoice= 46 then bartline= "I will not grease the monkey bars."
if randomchoice= 47 then bartline= "I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment."
if randomchoice= 48 then bartline= "I will not instigate revolution."
if randomchoice= 49 then bartline= "I will not pledge allegiance to Bart."
if randomchoice= 50 then bartline= "I will not prescribe medication."
if randomchoice= 51 then bartline= "I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball."
if randomchoice= 52 then bartline= "I will not say Springfield just to get applause."
if randomchoice= 53 then bartline= "I will not sell land in Florida."
if randomchoice= 54 then bartline= "I will not sell miracle cures."
if randomchoice= 55 then bartline= "I will not sell school property."
if randomchoice= 56 then bartline= "I will not show off."
if randomchoice= 57 then bartline= "I will not skateboard in the halls."
if randomchoice= 58 then bartline= "I will not sleep through my education."
if randomchoice= 59 then bartline= "I will not snap bras."
if randomchoice= 60 then bartline= "I will not spank others."
if randomchoice= 61 then bartline= "I will not squeak chalk."
if randomchoice= 62 then bartline= "I will not teach others to fly."
if randomchoice= 63 then bartline= "I will not torment the emotionally frail."
if randomchoice= 64 then bartline= "I will not trade pants with others."
if randomchoice= 65 then bartline= "I will not waste chalk."
if randomchoice= 66 then bartline= "I will not Xerox my butt."
if randomchoice= 67 then bartline= "I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom."
if randomchoice= 68 then bartline= "I will not yell She's Dead at roll call."
if randomchoice= 69 then bartline= "I will return the seeing-eye dog."
if randomchoice= 70 then bartline= "It's potato, not potatoe."
if randomchoice= 71 then bartline= "Mud is not one of the 4 food groups."
if randomchoice= 72 then bartline= "My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man."
if randomchoice= 73 then bartline= "My name is not Dr. Death."
if randomchoice= 74 then bartline= "No one is interested in my underpants."
if randomchoice= 75 then bartline= "Nobody likes sunburn slappers."
if randomchoice= 76 then bartline= "Organ transplants are best left to professionals."
if randomchoice= 77 then bartline= "Spitwads are not free speech."
if randomchoice= 78 then bartline= "Tar is not a plaything."
if randomchoice= 79 then bartline= "Teacher is not a leper."
if randomchoice= 80 then bartline= "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy."
if randomchoice= 81 then bartline= "The Christmas Pageant does not stink."
if randomchoice= 82 then bartline= "The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
if randomchoice= 83 then bartline= "The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee."
if randomchoice= 84 then bartline= "There are plenty of businesses like show business."
if randomchoice= 85 then bartline= "They are laughing at me, not with me."
if randomchoice= 86 then bartline= "This punishment is not boring and pointless."
if randomchoice= 87 then bartline= "Underwear should be worn on the inside."